Paradise ☾

Miranda.
19 years young.
CT/AZ
ASU Sun Devil Class of 2016
Instagram: mirandaleo

"I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be."

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

31

wiitch-craft:

✯☽
  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

egberts:

do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun